Zach Roger Jones is a 40-year-old sous chef who enjoys podcasting, extreme ironing and vandalising bus stops. He is generous and creative, but can also be very evil and a bit moody.

He is addicted to video games, something which his friend Ollie Brett Rice pointed out when he was 16. The problem intensified in 2000. Zach has lost two jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: local activist and sales assistant at office supplies store.

He is Saint Lucian who defines himself as straight. He has a degree in food science. He is obsessed with Star Wars.

Physically, Zach is in pretty good shape. He is short with bronze skin, golden hair and brown eyes. He has Due to the video games, Zach looks older than his actual age..

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently in a relationship with Savannah Leona Woodward. Savannah is 13 years older than him and works as an artist.

Zach's best friend is a sous chef called Ollie Rice. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with a sous chef called Howard Collins. They enjoy playing video games together.